Office Supplies Queen

I am ordering office supplies for myself and am noticing peculiar/picky quirks about behavior centered around office supplies. For example, why is it, there always exists a pen thief? Even when I worked at the magazine I would hide my favorite pens and whenever I let my guard down, that favorite pen would disappear. Now that my office is at home, I often times find my favorite pens in my husbands possession or in a different spot than I last left it. I have decided to order a 12-pack of pens with my mass order on staples.com today (can't decide b'twn gel-ink or felt-tip). My second office supply that tends to walk off are scissors. I have never been able to keep scissors in my possession. Once for Christmas, my cousin gave me a 3-pack of generic black handled scissors, ranging from small to large sizes. That was the best damn gift I think I ever received. Whats funny is that I cannot tell you where they are. Maybe I need to chain them to my desk like banks do with pens. I guess I will add scissors to my cart as well and hope they don't disappear once I get the package.